Because let’s be honest—privacy is overrated and drama is community entertainment! This laser-engraved wood signsays what everyone’s thinking: “Around here, everyone knows your business.”
Perfect for front porches, kitchens, workplaces, or anywhere gossip travels faster than the Wi-Fi. Crafted from real wood with a rustic charm and a bold sense of humor, it’s the ideal conversation starter—or warning sign.
Features:
 Durable, real wood with natural grain patterns that make each sign one-of-a-kind.
Crisp, permanent engraving that won’t chip or fade—just like small-town secrets.
 Great for anyone who lives in a tight-knit community, nosy neighborhood, or just loves a good laugh.
Perfect for housewarmings, birthdays, or that one friend who knows everything about everyone
 
Use It For:
Entryways or porches
Office desks
Kitchen walls
 
Gift baskets for your favorite gossip
 
Specifications:
Size: 10"w x 8"h x 3/4" thick
Material: Pine,  or reclaimed wood
Includes hanging hardware